manda:

why did i just sit here and watch this
jennatalherpes:

this fucking line. this is revolutionary.

original-plastic:

Homosexuality is unnatural! It says so in this book where snakes talk, people come back from the dead, a guy walks on water, and a virgin has a baby.

(via balconyscene)

The hardest part is, I know you don’t miss me.

-10 word story (via natataa)

(via sassylittlefuckers)

bosxe:

perfectvic:

LITERALLY MY FAVORITE

This is so much better than any russian roulette or “poison cookie” analogy.